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Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
"Is that for here or to go?" —Real estate agent selling a mobile home
How many HA’s equal a LOL? How about a LMAO? Is there a conversion chart somewhere?
If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?
My mother suggested that I get professional help... and that`s when I hired my first hooker.
Did the Baha Men ever find their dogs? Did they put up posters or just sing that song?
So I harvested my tomato today, it`s bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
I just accidentally opened the door for a Jehovah`s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we`re terrified people in real life will find us on the internet