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I was going to write something profound and memorable here, but I can`t remember what it was.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
List of the most populated places in the world - 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
Life is what you make it = 10% Shit happens = 90%
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You`re making a scene."
No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
The problem with alcohol is that... it wears off.
Taught a man how to buy fish ... So much easier.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)