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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
I used to be a camera man in the porn industry but it became too hard...
I`m never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat.
I want a doorbell that makes the sound of someone knocking on the door.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don`t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
Happiness, is just a liquor store away.
Iām actually not funny. Iām just really mean & people think Iām joking.
about love
We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
For once in my life, Iād like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my p@nis is.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought Iād take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
50 years ago you had to get really f*cking drunk to drop your phone in a urinal.