Daily Silly Status

I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.

So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m

I don`t like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)

I was told today to look at my life from a different perspective. I`m lying on the floor now and the shit still looks f*cked up.

Well I didn`t know that minding my own business becomes part of your business to mind

Hate to break it to you mom, but my friends do not care if my room is messy, They care whether or not there’s food

Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.

It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.

Ever drink so much your wife makes sense? Me neither...But I keep trying

If I had a nickel for every time I`ve misplaced my keys, there`d be a jarful of money I would also have to look for

I shake my bottled water so the H`s & O`s are evenly distributed.

I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?

If I had a time machine, I`d just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.

Lets just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.