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Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
I worry about what my rubber ducky thinks about me when I`m naked 0.0
My advice for pretty much anything that`s broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
My hand is stuck in a Pringles can. I`ll just leave it there. I`m not hiding who I am anymore.
Unless its inappropriately, don`t f*cking touch me.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
The sucking moment when you wave to someone & they haven`t noticed you & all are watching you & you feel why you waved in the first place & still you run after the person to stop & say HI
My mom says I`m special.
I was the hot single in my area the whole time.
If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.