Daily Silly Status

I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..

I like the part of the day when food happens.

I can`t wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me.

I`m glad I know sign language. It`s pretty handy.

Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.

It doesn`t take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad.

I told my girlfriend I`m Harry Potter`s Godfather... She laughed hard and said "you can`t be Sirius"

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It`s not working. I cant take it anymore, I`m going to moms" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?

You can tell a man`s age by how close their socks are to their knees.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was suppose to do.

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!

“I’m going to be a little bit late” -people that are going to be very late

I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...`That looks tasty, I`m gonna eat that.`

If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that it doesn`t let you skip.