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The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
Just used a full size twix bar to stir my coffee.
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.
Law enforcement`s cracking down on texting while driving, but there`s no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I`m out in public. Thanks.
I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
I don’t use Siri because I have to deal with enough women who have no personality and know everything.
What do bats eat that makes their sh!t our standard for crazy?
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
The self-driving car should have an "I`m Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!