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79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
Relationship status: Don`t tell me to calm down! You called a stormtrooper a robot!
One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
Taking a nap is so risky. Like, when will I wake up? 30 minutes from now? 2 hours? 12 years? No one can be sure.
How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
Instructions for having an adventure: 1. Stand outside restaurant. 2. Wait for someone to ask if you`re the valet. 3. Say yes.
2 out of 3 isn`t bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids.
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
just keep scrolling nothing to see hear
If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision.
There`s a pretty good chance I`ll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people...
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !