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If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
Helpful tip #12: Never buy all the tools you need to kidnap, kill and bury someone from just one store.
Save water. Shower with me. ;)
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
We should start seeing Valentine`s Day crap in the stores any minute now.
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
Girls just wanna have funds.
I`d be the stripper that got fired for eating her way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......