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“I don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment"
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they`d leave that one on too.
I wonder how long I`ll be skinny from all this dieting and juicing I`ve been doing. 1 month? A year? A couple of ye....ooh look cake.
People are always gonna talk about you, so you might as well give them something good to say.
It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver’s seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.