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I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face
During Sex you burn as much calories as running 5 miles ... Who the f*ck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds.
Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
Therapy helps ... but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!
The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I`m the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don`t feel trained for this, and I certainly didn`t sign up for the position.
You really can`t say your laundry is done unless you are completely naked
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?
If you can make a woman laugh, you`re almost there. If you`re almost there & she laughs, now that`s a different thing.
I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.