Daily Silly Status

If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s that I should have learned some other stuff.

Grandkids are basically puppies for old people.

I`m trying to cut back on posting pics to Instagram, so I`m not going to eat anymore.

I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.

You just dont know how dumb you are until you get a little smarter

"Let the chips fall where they may." -My kids when they`re eating chips on the couch.

Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.

I don`t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it

I`m out like a fat kid playing dodge ball..

The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.

Look, here’s the deal: If you’re into immature, sexually compulsive men who drink too much and need to be the center of attention at all times, you are going to find me very attractive.

I want to take this moment to thank the depends adult diaper company for allowing me to play my video game for a strait 8 hours uninterupted...

I’m a fan of saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.

You can’t please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.

I sure could help a lot of needy people if I won the big Powerball draw. Mainly sales people needing a commission, but still...