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We´re responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
I`m at the "what can I make with green beans and cake mix" stage of needing groceries
Got my friend a Starbucks gift card. 2 weeks later I get a call. They said hey Dean, u put any money on this Starbucks gift card. I said no it´s a gift card. That´s the beauty of it u can put as much money on it as u want.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
I"m not saying that I am batman, i`m just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in a room together
Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
I`m beginning to think that my destiny in life is just to be a bad example that other people can learn from.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
The decline of civilization started when they stopped putting toys in boxes of cereal.
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I`m driving.
The problem with this generation? The cartoons suck.
Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."