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umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That sh!t hurt.
Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
I do not gossip ... I pass things along ... It`s like a public service.
If it`s really the thought that counts, we`re ALL screwed. LOL ;)
I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
Answering my phone and saying... FBI fraud division. Has really cut down on the telemarketers.
Leftover bacon? Lol that’s up there with unicorns, leprechauns, and soulmates.
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
When someone tries to tell me they can`t do something, I`m like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
I’m in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing.