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Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he`s a "hero". But I do, and I`m "weird", "creepy" and "never invited over again."
I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
Was the little pig who built his house out of straw some sort of idiot?
My first crush was in kindergarten. I instantly knew I was doomed when she colored Neatly and Perfectly inside every line with a smug, superior smile
Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?
Dodgeball, but with random people who don`t know that they are playing..............
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase Regards again.
Always believe a woman when she says: “You don`t want to know!”
I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
I always thought I looked like romeo, until I washed the picture off my mirror...