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I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.
Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
I was called a village idiot today which really upset me ... I live in a city.
My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)
One day I`ll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
My doctor said I need to drink more water every day, so I have started putting ice cubes in my vodka.
At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
Ask not what your father can do for you, but what you can do for your father. Happy Fathers Day!
"Is everything OK?" "Well, I`ve been kind of down since the divorce..." "I meant with your pasta, sir."