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I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I`m not a Dr. or a Nutritionist, but I`m pretty sure the worst thing you can put into any high fat/ high calorie dish is your fork.
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to "single" and wait 5 minutes.
My mom wanted to talk to me about my maturity today, but she didn`t know the password to my secret fort.
Who needs the weather network when you have Facebook.
If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic
Make BIG mistakes in life. Those people are remembered forever. On Youtube.
I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
My package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
I see you’re playing stupid. Looks like you’re winning too.
Women, we don`t say this enough, but thank you...Thank you for not killing us in our sleep. Sincerely, Men.
A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.
The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.