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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I`ve done a lot of things over the years ... But acting normal has never been one of them.
I’m in my dentist’s waiting room practicing my lies about flossing.
I`m not a Dr. or a Nutritionist, but I`m pretty sure the worst thing you can put into any high fat/ high calorie dish is your fork.
I never thought I`d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning ... I was right!
My favorite part of Summer is the booze. Coincidentally, that`s my favorite part of the other 3 seasons, too.
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
Still don`t understand why you can`t end a company-wide email with, `Later b*tches.`
If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
My wife`s credit cards were stolen last week. I haven`t reported it yet though...because so far, they are spending less than she was.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
The Patriots defensive coverage was almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
Women are so silly sometimes, thinking men actually care if they fake it.
We live in a time where "He is hot" is more important than "He is a nice guy."
You know you`re a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.