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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. Ha!!,,That solves that problem.
Iron man is a super hero, Iron woman is a command.
Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
I was about to do something awesome, again, but I told myself “Enough is enough, that’s plenty of awesome for one day”
Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
feels guilty for not spending more time with my kids. I should really get them a Facebook account.
Helping my kid study for her geology exam, and apparently `hard` `classic` and `punk` are not the 3 different types of rock.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the self-checkout section.
Pizza is like sex, when it is good it`s very good, When it`s bad...it`s still pretty good.