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I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
This town has more white trash in it than a dumpster behind a paper plate factory
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
Does anyone else make transformer noises when changing sex positions? Asking for a friend.
The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
Just found out the government won`t hire you past age 37. Scratch Navy SEAL off my to do list
Is there a phobia for leaving the house when your phone isn`t fully charged? There should be.
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
I hate people who take drugs ... Customs for example.
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)