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If you live in a custom-built house that doesn’t have a secret room hidden behind a fake bookcase, then seriously what is the point?
I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
I am so deep in the friendzone I have been introduced to her boyfriend`s parents.
I told my 4-year-old she couldn`t open any candy yet. So she ate a Tootsie Roll with the wrapper still on it. That kid is a problem solver.
Is there another word for synonym?
If you can’t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are!
I really don`t need to be loved.. I would settle for being tolerated. :)
My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM.
Wife fell asleep on the couch so I drew a spider on her glasses with dry erase marker. And now we wait...
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If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
You`ll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
As a future ghost, I`m kinda bummed out about the dress code.
If Welch’s is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?