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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world
I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
I enjoy long walks away from responsibility.
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
Cake and pie can’t compete. If you put candles in a cake it’s birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
Every time I go into my boss` office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
If cats could talk, they`d probably always be correcting your grammar.
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
Do you think people will start blaming auto correct for there marriages breaking down?
The weather is so nice. I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run.