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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~ Me at McDonald`s on pay day.
What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
Dear New Years Resolutions People; You don`t have to wait for the New Year to get your sh*t together and become a better person.
People are so weird. You reach under the bathroom stall to tie their shoes and they freak out instead of saying thanks.
Nothing is more discouraging that unappreciated sarcasm.
I always tell my kids that it`s ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Happy Birthday to all those ladies that their men forgot about because it falls on Super Bowl Sunday this year.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.