Daily Silly Status

Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.

Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.

The human body is roughly 60% water. I`m not fat, I`m flooded.

You can be like "This is a slippery slope" or you can be like "Weeeeeeee!"

Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.

I don`t get personal trainers. I`ve never been exercising and thought "man, I wish someone hot was criticizing me right now."

Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.

I was enjoying our conversation, but then I stopped talking and the whole thing got really boring.

I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P

I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.

I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I`m still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it.

My grandfather once waited in line for 36 hours to get a loaf of bread and I can`t wait two seconds for a Youtube video to load.

Kids these days with their high tech cell phones. They will never get the experience of being stuck in a tree and not knowing if anyone is coming to help. Oh, and could someone come and set my ladder back up so I can get down.

Don’t judge me because I only have $4 in my pocket. Judge me because I stole it off my daughter’s night stand.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.