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Flat screens are nice and all, but they`ll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
Ya Know, if I was Jessie`s Girl. I would of dumped Jessie for Rick Springfield!!
Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)
I was just awarded the first place trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf.
I`m not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
We`re up to Fast n Furious #6. Shouldn`t they just create a weekly TV series?
How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
It doesn`t take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn`t reach the toilet paper.
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me
I need a new bad decision.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.