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From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
When people tell me "You`re gonna regret that in the morning"...I sleep in till noon, because I`m a problem solver.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
I could of sworn my pillow`s a hairdreeser...coz I always wake up with the craziest hairstyles!! :D
I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last.
I can make your gf scream louder than you can. - Spider
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.