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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
A good husband is like a bra. He should be supportive and help support your burdens, but mostly he`s just there to touch your boobs.
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus and a recovery room where they have clear print.
For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don`t get her a bathroom scale. Just sayin"
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join a XXX facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really big shirts.
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions.
Coffee`s a great way to fool yourself into believing you`re going to have a productive day.
This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin ... I don’t even know what that means, but now I’m hungry.
Daylight Savings makes us lose an hour... It’s kind of like Facebook.
Merry Christmas (I apologize if you`re not Christian). Happy Hanukkah (I apologize if you`re not Jewish). Happy Holidays (I apologize if you`re not happy).
... and so begins another failed hundred or so attempts at trying to write the correct year on anything I date.
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.