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Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
"Open Mike Night" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I`d been invited to an autopsy.
Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
Karma takes too long ..... I`d rather beat the sh%t out of you.
A dirty mind is f*cking beautiful!
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.
Make BIG mistakes in life. Those people are remembered forever. On Youtube.
Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor`s house is genius.
Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)
I`ve decided to start taking more supplements: calcium pills for my bones, ginkgo pills for my memory, milk thistle for my liver, ginkgo pills for my memory...
I like to walk by a chick in slow motion so she thinks i`m the one
My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses.