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I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he`s solving a mystery.
Life isn`t a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, chances are you are going to walk home barefoot.
I never got the expression "complete idiot". Is there an Incomplete version?
When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
I used to think using big words meant you were smart, I was somewhat right but that was before I heard politicians speak.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
I`m leaving my body to science fiction
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
When grown-ups tell kids they have a lot of energy, they really mean that they’re being annoying little bastards.
Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
The problem in general terms is that people suck.
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!
The awkward moment when someone say "I gotta use the restroom.... Never mind."