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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
Girls love shoes… so if she throws one at you, you know she’s really pissed off.
I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.
Computer froze? Just press all the keys.
If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool. I live by some trees and shit.
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
i feel naked without my mobile !
I`m not lying, I`m just making the story better.
My doctor is getting really tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me.
There has to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction.
I`ve been working on losing weight, I was doing Jenny Craig for awhile........till her husband found out (<>..<>)
When someone tells you they are getting a divorce, a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told, twice now.
Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter just decided to shut down and you see all these confused people coming out of their house squinting at the sun.