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My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
I am not bossy, I just know how to do things the right way.
Dancing in the 70`s: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
Here’s the thing about work: I really don’t feel like doing any.
I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
My credit score is just a picture of me crying in the front yard of a nice house.
If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
You don`t need to use your words if you`re carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?
My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers
You think you have a tough job? I clean the windows on automatic doors.