Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
I want to start a womans magazine called "Period". ..then every few months I`ll send it out late JUST to freak them out. ;)
If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants.
Our phone falls, we panic... our friends fall, we laugh.
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will describe me as "quiet"
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
"Well that can`t be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
"You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..
Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Curling irons have a warning tag that says “For External Use Only.” Which of you sick mofos made that necessary?
I`m not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.
There are only 53 days until Christmas... just a heads-up in case you haven`t shopped for me yet.
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.