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You know you are getting old when you see girls from TEEN category moved to MATURE & MILFS.
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
That`s like asking the fat guy to watch the pie.
Statistics say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
Just took a "Try Me" sticker off one of the plush toys at Wal-Mart and stuck it on a condom box.
You can always make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you’re doing it.
Choosing A Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There`s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
I`m no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
What scares me most is that some people think I actually know what I’m doing.
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!