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Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
“Taking candy from a baby” would actually be a responsible thing to do.
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
Today I learned that not all people like ventriloquists. Particularly my gynecologist.
Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don`t end up like everyone I went to high school with.
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
There`s a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macaulay Culkin because I always go home alone.
I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
Why don`t they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
:): The Bipolar smiley face