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Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
I`ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
Girls don`t dress for guys, they dress for themselves. If they dressed for guys they would be naked all the time
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
We all have that friend who acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes.
Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don`t have iPhone. 2) I don`t have a girlfriend.
Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn`t understand directions".
Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I`ll be just fine.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!