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I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can Breakdance?
If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
I always laugh at myself. If I didn´t, everyone else would be having fun without me.
Relationship status: Don`t tell me to calm down! You called a stormtrooper a robot!
You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You`re a slut :)
In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering "I don`t know how you eat that sh!t".
Is Nudeism a religion?
Monday :`( Tuesday :-( Wednesday :- Thursday :-/ Friday :-| Saturday :-) Sunday B-)
Very little scares me. So does very big.
Last night I was walking the sexiest girl ever home until she turned around and saw me.
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
Money isn´t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
You know you should goto sleep when the sheep you`re counting start hitting the fence.
If I`m your emergency contact, for your sake, I hope that hospital sends texts too.