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I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment"
Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus.
Nothing like calling off work and watching porn all morning.
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
I don`t know if getting everything I want would make me happy, but the opposite is not working at all.
Making mirrors look good, since 1972
People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.
I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can`t have any more food and I`m never ready for that kind of commitment
I really hate it when I have to watch the same channel for 2 days because the remote fell behind the couch.
I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
I`m already an idiot, I just need a village.
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know…like Thursday.
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
So exactly what age will I stop falling over while trying to put on my underwear?
My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.