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They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I`ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
I hope we`re friends until we die and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh!t out of people.
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
That very akward moment when Shakirah`s hips lie!
Dating should be like buying a car. You should get to talk to the previous owners... SHOW ME THE MANFAX!!
If you have fewer than 25 FB friends. Please unfriend me because thats just embarassing and I dont want to be on your "loser" list.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
"Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.