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Before the internet I used to like people.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Can you imagine the reactions 25 years ago if you showed someone a photo album of pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
Best pickup line : wanna get pizza?
Without the sanctity of marriage there wouldn`t be job security for divorce attorneys and marriage counselors.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me?
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!……It’ll take them an hour to pass the salt!
The more I drink the better my Idea`s seem to get.
99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
<-- Is my name! Isn`t it awesome!?