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That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who`s knees don`t bend.
Some people should be ticketed for wearing spandex
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they`re looking for ideas.
If at first you don`t succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.
Hello...
Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn`t feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
I haven`t lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
I put the b!tch in the kitchen.~ last thing I remember saying before I woke up in the hospital.
“I’m not washing it, I’m just gonna shove it in a pony.” If you’re a girl, that sentence is actually ok.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
If you like to spoon, you`ll love to spatula. That`s where I flip you over to make certain you`re done properly on both sides.
Suddenly I can`t remember if it`s ok to use tampons as Nerf darts or if it`s the other way around.