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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
Haters are my motivators(:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you`re ignorant and make bad decisions.
Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you`re counting punches.
I fake my LOLs
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
I wish people`s voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.
I always put a little umbrella in my drink so it doesn`t dilute in the shower.