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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea!
Tonight I plan on drinking until I`m someone else`s problem
I can`t wait for a empty Christmas wrapping paper tube to bonk someone over the head with!
Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed.
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I`m going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That`s what I did."
If I drove a UPS truck there’s a 100% chance I would fall out of the truck when I turned corners.
I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
Instead of sending people to jail, we should just make them eat the stringy things off bananas..
I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
"I love you unconditionally*." -God *certain terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details.