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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you.
Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing next to you right now, and you`d have no Idea...
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
The word bed looks like a bed.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine.
After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
So your baby doesn`t know any tricks at all?
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
Sarcasm is a body`s natural defense against stupid people