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I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
My girlfriend wanted me to show her a good time, so I showed her pictures of me before we met.
i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
God knew that there would be times that a single middle finger wouldn`t be enough.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers make any f*cking sense.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Yes, that`s correct. And the horse you rode in on.
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
Showed the kids here how to eat corn-on-the-cob typewriter style........ Now explaining typewriter.