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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
"You go girl" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like
My New Year`s resolution is to stop pointing my car alarm remote at my apartment front door expecting to unlock it
Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
They say women only use 10% of their anger
B!tch, I will slap you by accident on purpose.
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-ass".
Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.
I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
If we’re not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?