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The meek shall inherit the earth. Probably because they`re the only ones who won`t complain about what we`ve done to it.
Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
I hate when I text a girl "I love you" and she`s like "no you don`t." Like bitch, I just fapped to your profile picture, I think I`d know.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
Women`s logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
Nothing good ever came from drinking things that are on fire.
I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.