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To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
Have we even tried giving Mother Nature a Snickers?
Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you`re angrily chasing him.
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven.
You trust me holding your child? Do you know how many iPhone screens I’ve cracked?
Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need "lives" as if I didn`t already know that.
Just got back from a job fair. Very disappointed. They didn`t have one damn ride.
Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters
Great friends never let you do stupid things......alone
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...
Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail.
The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.