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Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
I am sorry I had feelings. I`ll replace them with jokes right away.
Hey pigs, stop trying to swallow entire apples. You keep dying!
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
If my girl didn`t want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn`t have said she bought it "for me." Women are confusing.
Excuse me but which level of Hell is this?
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
"I don`t trust you to not buy drugs" -people who give gift cards
I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else’s.
I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
If he uses an iPhone 5 in Taken 3 he`s going to be spending half the movie charging it.
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No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
It`s amazing how tired I get from how little I do.
I just saw the neighbor`s kid trying to spray whipped cream on his cat. I`m thinking he overheard something last night in that house he wasn`t supposed to.