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When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
I`ve done so much f*cked up sh!t while I was drunk that I have to drink to forget it all.
That horrible feeling you get when you`re not asleep anymore.
A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
Iām exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do.
How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I`ll let you know if we can be friends.
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
I enjoy going to costume parties that have a theme. ..."Nude Beach" is my personal favorite.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
If stress burned calories, Iād be a super model.
Patiently waiting for the Prozac to kick in so I can start my day....Ok, Maybe NOT patiently!
I`m gonna just take a quick nap before I go to bed.
I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.