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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon.... I think I am going to be pretty good at it.
Ever notice that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth?
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
Just got rid of 150lbs of ugly fat ... Got divorced.
The Bishop came to our church today, but I think he was an imposter. He never once moved diagonally.