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I don`t mind that my wife goes out to play bingo every night. It`s the coming back home part that bothers me.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
This empty wallet looks like I`ll be laughing obnoxiously at some guy`s awful jokes in a bar tonight.
The best stories ever told always end with the words”…and then I got the hell out of there.”
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I`m out in public. Thanks.
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
90% of the apps on my phone don’t do anything except send me notices that there’s a new version of itself.
Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
If he remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs
I think my phone has a Miley virus,It stopped twerking
Who wants to go Smart Car Tipping?