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I look forward to the day that cell phone technology finally catches up with technology in digital watches and they release a model that is water resistant up to 100 meters.
There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
North West? Im confused i thought Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child not a compass
If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
If your dog loves hanging his head out the window of the car as you are driving, but growls when you blow in his face, you may need a breath mint.
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
The Australian kiss is just like the French kiss but down under.
Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail.
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
As you get closer and closer to the end of this status, I think it`s important that you lower your expectations.
Breast awareness month: we stare because we care
One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the f#ck happened to the roof?"