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I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
You see I, I´ve raise a toast to all of us. Who are breakin´ our backs everyday. If wantin´ the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away, yeah, here´s to you
I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
Today is "find your active cavity at 50% off" day at your local store.
Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I`ll never get to touch.
That awkward moment when you imagine your own funeral...
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated…but can’t pronounce it.
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I`m scared that it`s closed.
“Nothing is impossible.” I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now… it’s totally possible.
Ran into a former supervisor from my last job today, kept driving.