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Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
Don`t threaten to leave people, surprise them by actually leaving.
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "doesn`t know how to follow directions."
My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don`t want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
When someone shows you they don`t want to be a part of your life, let them go. I`m not saying you can`t make a voodoo doll of them, though.
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn’t hear me call shotgun.
Ask.com is useless............they have no idea where I put my car keys either
Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.
Being human is expensive and exhausting.