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More food should come with prizes inside it.
I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??
Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
You know you watch too much porn when you go to a hospital expecting a threesome.
I will write something profound ... subsoil!
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
The only time I listen to a woman giving directions is when I use my GPS.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
I was wondering why some couples don`t go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don`t work out...
if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?
How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?
If you like to spoon, you`ll love to spatula. That`s where I flip you over to make certain you`re done properly on both sides.